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8/16/2014 12:54:26 AM
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Welcome to the O'Blony Factor.
This week on the Flood:
- A wild Space Cat was found stuck in a tree. Thankfully, a local hero, bastage, came to the scene. He was able to safely rescue the feline and return it to its rightful owner. The mayor has just issued a ban on trees in response to this event.
- Onion Beetle, the town crier, threatened yet again to leave the Flood and then lead an assault on bnet with the help of 4chan. Verti-Assault teams were dispatched to the scene to negotiate with the would-be terrorist.
- Massive riots have broken out downtown in #Offtopic as hordes of white knights began competing for the affection of the Flood's current queen, Otthild. So far, there has been no success with quelling these rioters as they have begun setting fire multiple businesses, including Biosmiley's Poptart Factory.
Well, that is all the news we have for this week. Tune in next time to the Flood's #1, non-biased news source. I'm Blonic and go -blam!- yourself, San Diego.
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2 RepliesThere's a queen?
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3 RepliesFirst O'Blony factor bump
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If you make this into a video thing I would happily do tho with you.
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10/10
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3 RepliesI am somewhat of a newb around here. Can someone PLEASE tell me what the flood is on bnet? No stupid or silly answers, no trolling or other hoshposh. Just a direct answer. I know what the flood is in the games, obviously, however, that is not the same on Bungie.net.
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And can I be put in the next episode?
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8 Replies[quote]including BioSmiley's Poptart Factory[/quote] Huh, guess that explains the smoke.....
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Next week, tune in after our programming for the release of Floodnado
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Edited by MalvOfAlaska: 8/16/2014 8:00:06 AMRead this as the O'Brony factor Then I read this as the Baloney Factor....
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Plz make this into a video broadcast
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I really hate that show... And I kind of hate you for parodying it.
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Much approval. Such interest. Wow/10
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10/10 Would subscribe to weekly newsletter
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3 RepliesBlonic I think they banned my a wild scrafty account
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10 RepliesA lot of things have been happening to Bio's factory recently. ...not good things ;-;
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Keepdoingthis/10
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Good, Those trees were threatened me, Said that I used too much paper and they were gonna burn down my house! And I will be on the lookout to report anyone harboring any trees!
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Hey you listen here shitlord! I've shitposted before too! Doesn't that count for something?! [spoiler](ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง you wanna go? Let's get hustling with the tussling [/spoiler]
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Poor Space Cat.
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You got a laugh out of me good job
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 8/16/2014 3:30:56 AMIt would be interesting to see myself in here haha
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The best part of my day.
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The picture makes it.
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i dun't liv in sand dago/10
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