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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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1 ReplyHe saw a picture of a man in the golden age, with a beard. He took a long look at this picture, and realized he could never defeat the darkness as he was. He tried as hard as he could. But he couldn't. He just couldn't grow that magnificent beard. He took a long look at his Handcannon. Solid gold, a reward from the iron banner. What weapon could give him a better death? He took a deep breath, and pulled the trigger. The lack of beards is killing people bungie. Only you can stop this.
