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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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My guardian knew his time was up. As he was laying on the rusted airplanes of old Russia, he decided to remove is helmet and lay down. When his head made contact with the plane, he cut his head and contracted tetnus. He died there coughing his last words "why the -blam!- don't we have antibiotics?!"
