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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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My female Elric was walking around looking for the red light district and she couldn't stop fidgeting and shaking badly. "I- I need-- I need some badly," she spat; choking on her own words as she walked around almost mindless looking for those reds lights that could bring ever lasting joy. The male Elric from the future pops in and sees her skulking around in the dark corridors of Tower. He starts snickering. The female Elric couldn't shake a bad feeling that something awful was coming and soon after there it was- The future male Elric shaking an empty glass coffee carafe in front of her. Grasping her heart she desperately reached out screaming, "WHAT THE HELL!? No HOT COFFEE!?" She then collapsed dead. "Huh," the male Elric said shaking his head, "I killed myself thinking the whole time I was playing looking for that secret in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." Tosses the Carafe aside and started to walk away shrugging, "It figures."
