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8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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My Guardian was on the moon with a friend. They were playing Duck Duck Goose. Well one person stepped and punctured the other's oxygen tubes. To save his friend's life they had to share a cord from one space suit to the other. It was a shame it was super chili chili day at the mess hall. The amount of methane the two were exposed to and inhaled killed them off in a silly sounding orchestra of toots... so sad...
