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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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After fighting heroically, it was time for one last strike. My guardian entered a cave far north in the Cosmodrome. What was waiting inside? The very same monster that killed him initially. A monstrous, ground stomping, Queen Latifah. It charged him, but he was ready this time, only to land in the clutches of Queen Latifah's new ally; a horrid, Jerry Springer. The Jerry Springer held my guardian in a firm grip, as the Queen Latifah stomped, and stomped, and stomped all over him.
