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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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Nigel was peacefully skipping around the tower alongside his best friend, Dinklebot, when tragically he slipped on the big puddle of water, near the outfitter lady (she should really clean that up). As he fell, slowly to his doom, Dinklebot tried to catch Nigel, which then, resulted in Nigel crushing Dinklebot under his mighty armband, that he had earned that day during his time competing in the Iron Banner. Nigel laid there... Motionless, as his life agonisingly slipped away. Before he sighed his last dying breath, Dinklebot reactivated to whisper one last sentence... 'Did you have a nice trip?' R.I.P Nigel and Dinklebot. You shall be greatly missed.
