' Ok, just so I'm clear, you want me to sit here... in full armour... and pose with this ball and stick....so you can take a photo to put on some nerdy human internet forum and run a pointless caption competition that awards no prizes? ' [i]' Yeah, that's the jist of it. '[/i] ' If I do this you do realise your going to get endless Shakespeare and purple ball references? ' [i]' Probably. '[/i] ' Fair enough. What's in it for me? ' [i]' I'll introduce you to my cousin. [/i] ' The fat one with 3 kids?! ' [i]' God no. Frank who works in accounting '[/i] ' Jeez, that's all you had to say! Where's the chair? '