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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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I still see mine.
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Control+Alt+Delete
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She got spaaaaaaaaced
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It was just a bobble universe... No effects on our true legend
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He went to give this cute lass his number, but used a death note to his information.
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the REAPERS have returned.... round 2.
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Disco fever.
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Tried standing on the Purple Ball. Presently hurtling towards Alpha Centauri at near light-speed.
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Yo fat mama sat on it.
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First of havoc friendlyfire misfire right in the bhole.
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[spoiler]As he finally reached his limits fighting for countless hours tearing through the enemy ranks, until finally able to catch his breath from endless bloodshed. As he stands heaving, taking in the sight of what once was the start of the golden age of humanity busy with life and filled with hopes and dreams of universal expansion under one banner, now engulfed in flames and stained with blood, he's ambushed by the vengeful forces of the darkness. Letting out one last battlecry as he bears the mark of the Light, fighting until his very last breath. To this day, generation through generation of Human, Awoken, Exo, and even the forces of the darkness tell the tale of such a fearsome Titan. The one who forcefully carved his name in the history of the darkest age. [/spoiler] tl;dr Titan doing Titan things. (I really have no idea where the heck I was going with this...)(ರ_ರ)
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He ate a bad burrito....
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1 ReplyGot shanked in the back by DeeJ while he wasn't looking.
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3 RepliesMy guardian thought he could take a Devil Walker alone, he did, but when it exploded, a peice broke off and hit a Fallen Captain, who, in suprise, shot his gun, which hit a grenade, whoch caused a balcony to collapse, then hit a box of flares, which flew into the sky and hit another guardians ship, which crashed right into him.
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My guardian fought beside the PURPLE BALL, together they vanquished but then...a fallen captain got out his sniper, and shot at the PURPLE BALL. My hunter double jumped in front of the bullet, sacrificing his life to save the great PURPLE BALL from dying in a darkness zone. But before my hunter died he used his super one last time to kill the fallen captain. As the PURPLE BALL floated away to safety he looked back at my guardian and smiled with a tear in its eye and said "thank y-" but then the PURPLE BALL was hit with a pin and popped and with its death crashed the servers The end
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25% were killed my going to the moon without oxygen, another quarter were killed by fallen, the rest, were killed by themselfs, so the tower once again tries the guardian program, on 9/9
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Guardians never die. They're just missing in action.
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Edited by Sacred: 8/9/2014 12:56:13 PMBungie deleted her. They were playing with her life for so long saying they were undecided but, out of the blue, killed her. Those bastards!
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My three guardians died traveling the universe in search of reinforcements to fight the darkness. During their search they stumbled upon some ancient structure of masterful technological prowess. Upon searching the structure they learned it was created by an ancient race. As they were preparing to leave the installation a voice spoke to the group. "So you thought you could destroy me." The last thing they saw was a Red and Black armored figure approaching them.
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My guardian DIDN'T die when I shot an interceptor with my shotgun that happened to be looking the wrong way, then jumped and flew around it (warlock) as it backed away, landed on it and murdered him. summary: It was my finest hour and paid every interceptor that had killed me in the past. I danced lol
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Mine was patrolling the earths surface in old Russia. Fighting until the bitter end. Was about to take a finishing headshot on a dreg when the lights went out. It was a warriors death, a good death. One he met with eyes wide open.
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They died in a massive battle... attempting to get Deej and the folk at Bungie to answer something relevant to the game in mail sack. Sadly their death was in vain. Despite the initial letter finally answer a question (carry over), basic game concepts are still unexplained while profoundly stupid questions were "answered." Hah... an old cheat code! Wow, I'm so glad I know which codes DeeJ knows! My life now has meaning... everything in the game now makes sense. My pre-order has been reassured! Mockery aside, I hope they added a few more customization choices to character creation. Also, now I get to change my class races with no consequence. XD
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Dropped out of my jumpship and into a Fallen ship. I battled through until I found the engine core, where I planted a nuke. I sparrow-charged out of the ship, just inches ahead of the nuclear fireball. I did a nose dive into the Hellmouth, and landed on an ogre. I stuck another nuke into its flesh, but I was pinned down by its massive hand. When debris from the Fallen ship came raining down, and the nuke went off, the cave collapsed.
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After fighting heroically, it was time for one last strike. My guardian entered a cave far north in the Cosmodrome. What was waiting inside? The very same monster that killed him initially. A monstrous, ground stomping, Queen Latifah. It charged him, but he was ready this time, only to land in the clutches of Queen Latifah's new ally; a horrid, Jerry Springer. The Jerry Springer held my guardian in a firm grip, as the Queen Latifah stomped, and stomped, and stomped all over him.
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There I was with Dinklebot and the Purple Ball fighting in the Vault of Glass.... Wait you need 6 fire team members...... Well I guess I took a sparrow to the knee
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His shuttle was damaged colliding with a rogue satellite. He was frozen when his life support shut down. Now he sleeps dreaming electronic dreams. Waiting until the call comes forth to awaken and rejoin the fight...
