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Edited by Aura :
8/9/2014 10:30:45 AM
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So, Your Beta Guardian is now dead. But how did it die?
Let's try and lighten up the forums a little bit, shall we?
Tell us all the story of how your Guardian died! Their final moments..
What were they doing? What were they thinking?
So to get the ball rolling...
MY Guardian died after trying to get it on with that big ol' handsome Fallen, y'know, the one that jumped on the car?
Yeah.. needless to say it didn't end well.
TL;DR. Don't spank a fallen.
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Killed by the Architects...
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My Guardian committed suicide after she missed the early moon access.
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Edited by Starstone55: 8/9/2014 10:32:49 PMNearing the end of a multiplayer match on July 29, the Darkness arrived, and damn near would have killed us all, had hundreds of guardians not showed up, but that was not the end. The Vex arrived and teleported us to September 9th, 2014. We do not know what this date means, but we are frozen in stasis until that date arrives. We are all dead. Ready to be revived by out Ghosts and start anew, so this atrocity will not happen again.
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-blam!-ed her right in the pussy
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ate too many enchiladas ... farted near an open flame
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Edited by Ninjambie: 8/9/2014 10:22:49 PMMy Guardian died (whatever the hell happened, who knows) while being groped and rubbed on in the Tower. No bullshit! I was in the vault and when I exited, I had three players groping and rubbing up against my Guardian. I was thinking, "[i]What. The. -blam!-. Is. Going. On. Here?[/i]" and then Blam!... she was gone.
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My ghost found someone else :(
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He went down fighting Bungie as the mass genocide started
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He walked in to the Speaker's chambers and never walked out. They say his body was found in the city, with his ghost nowhere to be found. [i]Some say his fall was an accident. Others say it wasn't.[/i]
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Edited by Guesswho: 8/9/2014 9:08:34 PMHe was in an adder in gta and someone threw a sticky that is why there are all those blown up cars around me when I woke up
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4 RepliesMine died of hunger hiding from that invincible hallowed knight in that room under the helipad, if you look I'm sure you'll find his corpse hiding in the rafters above with a half written note on one of the cork panel's saying "please send foo-"
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Massive amounts of fapping to his waifu.
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3 RepliesWhile out in the wilderness my hunter hunted some game for a meal. After a successful kill, she took some of the killing with her and rode off into the hills near the skywatch. After setting up a fire and cooking her kill she took a bite. A sudden noise startled her and she started choking on the meat. Just around the corner, two fallen dregs and one vandal began their assault on her position. Quickly leaping backwards she ripped her hand cannon Timur's Lash out to lay waste to her foes. Because of the choking, tears filled her eyes and she found it hard to see. She squeezed off two shots, one hitting a dreg body then headshot!! The other dreg jumped onto a box and fired his weapon three times. Dust kicked into the air as the misses kicked up right near her. She pulled out her knife and threw it at the vandal that attempting to flank her. The spirit of the vandal screamed towards the sky. The hunter rolled while tearing at her throat. With all her effort she called forth the golden gun and set the last dreg ablaze. Lying on her back, she took one last look at the Traveler and hoped her sister would know she was brave. That her sister would continue her fight against the darkness. The last bit of light left her as she wished peace for all. Her end was sealed and the beginning of a new chapter has begun. We will have to see how her sister does come 9/9 Thanks for reading.
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1 Replyhe hit the snooze button on the ghost and said [i] "Just one more month."[/i]
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Edited by King Dicer: 8/9/2014 9:57:02 PMignoring the TURN BACK pop up trying to jump on a ledge
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Erotic Asphyxiation...
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> But how did it die? [deej@bng_servers ~]$ rm -rf /games/betas/destiny/user_content
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My guardian.... He had been defending the warsat against the Hive until he had the critical urge to see what was inside the hive drop ship. Once he climbed aboard he felt a massive rumbling that could've meant only one thing.... The ship was preparing to enter warp drive to fall back to the moon.... Or so that was what my warlock thought. Once the ship had entered warp drive my warlock was gripping the ship's exterior for his dear life, he thought that is was never going to end, until.... He saw the darkness and the countless waves of Hive standing by the darkness. All he could do was be frozen in fear while his ghost was taking multiple pictures, until the ship stopped moving. The Hive had sawn him.... Still frozen in fear he just looked as countless thralls were rushing to him. He looked at his ghost and then told it "The Tower" the ghost only nodded as it had warped to the traveler. My warlock then stood up eyeing down all of the Hive and then said for the Exo. My warlock then charged a grenade at the Hive but only seen a few thralls get killed , he then knew that there would be only one way, which was to do the "end of darkness* he then charged a nova bomb (which almost ripped his arm off because he did not release it) and stabbed his torso with it. Since being a Exo he could stand the pain but only for a while... Then the warlock had jumped into the swarm of the hive and bursted into a purple light, catching almost every Thrall,Acolyte,Knight,Wizard,Shrieker, and Ogre in sight. But then he woke. It seemed that he was in a place where only light could be seen. There he saw millions of guardians encased in their own ghost's shell. Soon he saw his ghost flying to him with his ship not behind, the ghost then flew up as the shipped nearly scathed it. The warlock could only hold his hand as the shipped crashed on him forming a stationary pod with him frozen in time. The ghost only flew away as it said to the warlock... On the ninth guardian.
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was in crucible with my rocket launcher out and getting shot by 3 people let her loose and killed us all twas a grand exit right as the servers went down
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Mistook a hive thrall for a resident evil licker, apparently they're pretty touchy about it.
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Missed the jump at B on Shores of Time.
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He killed himself after coming to the forums and reading all these childish threads about how a bunch of 1's & 0's "died". He just couldn't put up with the stupidity.
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Edited by aboniks: 8/9/2014 9:26:13 PM"Wait...Pavel, are you sure I can charge back up with that adapter? I've never done this with a Lada before." [i]~Ed the Exo[/i]
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Trying to high five Sepkis Prime
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HEROBRINE killed him!!!! http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67430264/0/0
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She tried to pilot a Devil Walker. It turns out the "cockpit" is actually the reactor core.
