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8/9/2014 2:09:14 AM
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How to bait a skunk?
A skunk recently took up residence under my house. How can I bait it out so I can shoot it? Right now I am on my porch with my rifle and I put out a tin of cat food by one of the little solar lights in my yard.
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Make fun of religion or make really opinionated political posts.
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1 ReplyDoes every American own a rifle? Jesus.
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Tell it you wish to copulate
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Add some napalm to the cat food. Then get a flaming bow. Light the bastard up.
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Post a religion thread
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1 ReplyKill her
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Edited by Otthild: 8/9/2014 4:38:30 AMCat food should work. Funny story time. One day I was walking in the capital city of this area and passed by a park. I noticed a little up ahead that there was an animal. I immediately thought "KITTY" and began trying to coax it to come close. When I was around seven feet away, I noticed that it wasn't a cat, but a skunk. It turned around and just stared at me. That was a fun night. At least I didn't get sprayed.
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3 RepliesDip your dick in peanut butter and wave it around in the air imitating a Burmese python. The skunk will smell the peanut butter and come out of it's hole only for it to be petrified by the imitation python. Then proceed to to stick it in its pooper.
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My Uncle Randy in Louisiana caught a skunk before, so this works. Not sure what food he used, but he put it in a cage. When the skunk walked in the cage, he put a towel over it so the skunk couldn't see him. The skunk wouldn't spray because the lack of visibility kept it calm. Then he did something crazy: He threw the whole cage in a lake. Never got sprayed.
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Find a black and white cat that it would be sexually attracted to.
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2 RepliesHand grenade under the porch. Works every time.
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5 RepliesAre you sure it's still there? And use pears. We have a pear tree in our backyard and skunks and other animals come to eat the pears and our dogs kill them. Although the skunk will know you are on the porch and won't come out. You are going to have to do a better job at hiding
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Wet catfood will work. I suggest you pour flour around various entry ways to where you think it lives, then you can track it.
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2 RepliesEdited by Lance: 8/9/2014 2:15:33 AM[i] [/i]
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Edited by DjSwagNinja: 8/9/2014 2:16:48 AMRecite lines from fiddler on the roof while dressed up like Peter Pan. It'll work. Trust me.
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4 RepliesIs this code for a sweaty prostitute??
