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originally posted in:The Friends List
8/8/2014 8:59:44 AM
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Hey! Stay back! This is our van!
*waits*
I warned you! I didn't want to do this!
*shoots the first person*
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*rummages through van* A-ha! *rolls out door* *fires sawed-off at nearest figure*
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*doges bullets* Close the damn door! Its bulletproof! *sigh* If I don't make it back, tell my wife, hello. *leaves cover*
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*leans out* You mean your girlfriend in hell? I don't plan on seeing her anytime soon! *tosses flashbang* Cover your eyes!
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*covers eyes* Worth a try! *fires off some shots* Ha! Gotcha, ya little prick!
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*knocks out last figure* Whoo! That was fun. *passes out*
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*drags you into the van* You'll be safer here. *Also passes out*
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*wakes up* That was a strange dre- *slowly looks around van* I want to go back to my dream. *exists van* Huh. *Vidia drags survivor back by his ankle* Get out here!
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What? What is it? *jumps out* Who's this? *finishes sandwich*
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The guy, err survivor, from last night. *grabs rope* *ties him to the van's rear axle* He won't get away this time.
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I likes the way you think. *loads sniper* Remember. We've got a power plant to rob.
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How could I forget? *looks at the man staring at Vidia* But what are we going to do with him?
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We could straight up kill him, Or let Vidia destroy him. Your choice. *pats Vidia*
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*knocks him out* I'm going to tie him up and leave him here; whatever you, Vidia, or God does after that I don't care. *hogties the bitten and bruised man* And I'm off. *walks away with sniper*
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Hey! Wait up! *catches up* We can't take the plant alone, but we stand a chance together.
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*holds up fist* You know that's right.
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*bumps fist* Aww yeah. I'm thinking, we could be sneaky, but that would only get us so far. Or we could rush in, guns blazing, and take the place. *looks up* Your call.
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I vote we do something bold, stupid and crazy. You walk up to the front gate and demand they let you in, when they don't make a gun shape with your hand and pretend to shoot one of them, at which point their shoulder will explode and they will let you pass. *makes hand guestures* Inside you're on your own but I'll keep them from doing anything bolder, stupider or crazier than us and maybe make one or two dance a little.
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Sounds good! *starts walking to the front gate* *stops* Wait, what are you gonna do? If I walk in through the front, how are you gonna help? You gonna meet me at the reactor?
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After we scare them a little I'll work my way around the back and help you. *loads sniper* Good with you?
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Sure. Just make sure ya meet me at the reactor. I'm not carrying that thing by myself! *Sneaks to the front gate*
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*waits patiently* Guess I'm just going to lie here for a bit.
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*comes back bloodied* I've some pricks in my time, but you sir are a -blam!-ing cactus!
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*is hanging from a pole by ankles, hands tied, blindfolded and gagged* *muffled grumbling*
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*cuts down* *Removes gag* Dafuq happened here?
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*sits up* Apparently those guys from last night had a few friends and when they found that one we tied up he told them everything.
