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originally posted in:The Friends List
8/4/2014 2:55:43 AM
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*reads spoiler*
Well... shit.
*watches Animal Control enter Burger King*
Run now?
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Now is a good time to run. *Knocks over Animal control guys*
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*grabs car keys from the fat one* Time for a joyride.
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Haha. Oorah. *Steals gun off of the thin(ish) one* I got our protection!
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*climbs into driver's seat, hears growling* I'm afraid to turn around.
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*Turns around* Phew. Just a dog. The little fella's in a box. We'll be fine.
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*heavy sigh of relief* Here we go! *starts van, speeds away*
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*Shots fired* They're shooting at us! <No, not you!>
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Who are you yelling at?
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No one, no one at all. *Start firing again* Remember. We have to get this baby to 1.21 jigawatts, to power the flux capacitors! 88 miles per hour should do it!
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Got it. *activates nitrous*
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I've sent the date for November 26th, 1955! That sounds like a good place to start!
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Sounds good. *hits 88mph* Hold on to your lunch!
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*Rolls up window* Woahh!
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*van rumbles* Holy! *dog whines*
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*Van travels to November 26th, 1955* Jesus Christ! This thing actually worked!
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*holds dog* That was intense.
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I know! Think we should go outside? *looks out the window* Pretty dark out.
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*opens door* Yeah we'll be fine, the town wasn't founded until 1984 that's all. *exits van, dog follows*
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How we gonna hide the van? *Loads pistol*
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*places hand on chin* Yeah, let's find a billboard.
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There's one next to the building site. * points north* See? By the way, you want a gun? I got a .357 spare if ya want it.
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*looks at billboard* That'll work. You hold onto the guns for now. *parks van*
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*puts gun away* The town is a few miles away. Better start walking.
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Alright. *turns to dog* Stay. Which direction?
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*looks around* Umm… that looks like it. *points east*
