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originally posted in:The Friends List
8/4/2014 12:30:10 AM
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I'm doing good.
*Eats a few fries*
My girlfriend dumped me a few weeks ago, but she can go to hell.
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*chews* Yikes.
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E-mail too. Pretty rough. *Takes another bite*
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*stops chewing* Wait whose house were we at?
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*Also stops* Umm…
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*looks out window* Should we try to find the owner?
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I think they'll be fine. We only locked the basement. * continues eating*
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Yeah you're right. *resumes eating*
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I wonder how my ex is doing. *Drinks Dr. Pepper*
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I've been told that Hell is lovely this time of year. *balls up burger wrapper*
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Haha! Nice one! *Finishes off fries* You sure you're okay, bud?
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*gnaws on straw* Yes, but that depends on your definition "okay" more than anything else.
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The midpoint between suicidal and shitting rainbows. I'd say that's okay. *Chugs remaining Dr. Pepper*
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Well then I'm okay, you might need a psych eval though. *refills Coke*
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Had one a few weeks back. Routine thing, really. Thank God for no probing!
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Why w- *watches Animal Control van rush by* Uhh...
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Nothing serious. Like I said. A routi- *Sees animal control people approaching* Oh, hell no.
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*sips Coke* Should we run?
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Nah. They're fat and lonely. We got time. *Gets refill*
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If you say so. *leans back in chair* Why do you need regular psych evals?
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Bit of a schizophrenic. Not too regular. Bout every few months. *Swigs drink* [spoiler]Funny thing is, I'm not even kidding[/spoiler]
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*reads spoiler* Well... shit. *watches Animal Control enter Burger King* Run now?
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Now is a good time to run. *Knocks over Animal control guys*
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*grabs car keys from the fat one* Time for a joyride.
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Haha. Oorah. *Steals gun off of the thin(ish) one* I got our protection!
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*climbs into driver's seat, hears growling* I'm afraid to turn around.
