On a blistering day in south Florida, a priest, a minister, and a rabbi were playing gold alongside a beautiful Biscayne Bay. As the mercury climbed past 90, 95 and then topped 100 degrees, the men of cloth couldn't take it any longer. The bay looked so inviting that they decided to strip down and jump in the water. After frolicking and splashing about for a while they figured that they'd cooled down enough to get back to their game. Before they could dress, a foursome of lady golfers appeared nearby. The minister and priest covered their private parts in a panic but the rabbi just covered his face. After the women passed by, the priest and minister asked the rabbi why he covered his face instead of his privates. As the rabbi fastened the last button on his shirt he replied, "Listen, I don't know about you, but in my congregation it's the face they'll recognize."