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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'balls belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'your balls belong to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'balls belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. A city where the balls would not fear the censor; where the balls would not be bound by petty morality; where the balls would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your balls, Rapture can become your city as well.

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