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7/28/2014 2:01:20 PM
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*stops polishing my gun*
It will be fine. You got something against us human's and our beards?
You know what you machines are to us?
A toy. We tinker with you. Program you.
We can make you sweep the floors with your tower brethren.
(luls at this roleplay shit)
English
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You will soon grovel before your new Machine-Gods. Your children's children will do the same. You mistakenly created perfection. Now you bear witness to its ascension as your master.
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We programmed you with life. We can just press that button on your back with the word OFF on it. we built you with an off button. And I do not grovel. *removes helmet to reveal magnificent beard* I am a man.
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[quote]removes helmet to reveal magnificent beard[/quote] I want a cut scene every time I enter the tower of this exact moment.
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I can see it now. You arrive and meet Speaker first time. "Ok, You act like jesus there, white robe. Let me .. *dramatic helmet removal to reveal a magnificent beard* I think I heard the juices of many women flood the Tower."
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This is great lol. But really give us beards like wtf is up with you bungie.
