*Swaggers in*
Ah! My good man. Could I get a Dr. Pepper, with extra llamas?
English
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Sorry, we are out of extra llamas. I have Diet Llamas or Extra Alpacas
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Extra Alpacas will do. Do you happen to have any centaurs?
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I can do one minotaur at best or an ugly man centaur. We lost all of our hot centaurs and any girl centaurs during the Brony era.
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*Sigh* Is the Minotaur male?
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All minotaur are male, know yo' mythology. If you want a women, we have Siren available. They are really ugly hag birds, but you wouldn't know it with their magic!