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originally posted in:The Friends List
7/26/2014 1:18:26 AM
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O rly?
*resurrects Hunter*
Hahahahaha!!!
*bangs him some more*
You are a disgrace to Malog Bal. He's the Daedric Prince of domination, and here you are, being dominated by me.
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Damn it! *becomes a daedra* Now you shall die! *kills Luis*
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>is Cult leader I can't die. *bitch slaps Hunter so hard his balls fall off*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 3:35:31 AM>has balls that are masters of the universe My balls are the masters of the universe! [i]They can't fall, or the entire universe would be put into a state of disarray![/i] [spoiler]plot twist![/spoiler]
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>has the power of Sithis Your balls of steel mean nothing. *bitch slaps Hunter again*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 12:18:06 PM>has the power of the Master Sword NUH-UH! *bitch slaps Luis*
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 7/26/2014 12:36:58 PM>has the power of Sithis *destroys master sword* Eat it! Bitch!
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>is the master sword >can't be broken No, YOU eat it! *slaps Luis like a bitch*
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*still bangs Hunter*
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>you realize this was all a dream
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>this isn't a dream
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>but it is
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>but it isn't
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>how would you even know?! >this is a dream Remember? Wake up Luis! Wake u--
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Its not a dream, I can feel my penis penetrating your booty.
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I'm part of your mind, Luis. The part that [i]knows[/i] this isn't real. I'm, or rather, you're trying to tell yourself to wake up. The rebels need you Luis, you were captured, and are being interrogated through your dreams. You [i]think[/i] you're penetrating this "Hunter," but rather, [i]they're[/i] penetrating your memories of everything the rebels have planned. Wake up, before it's too late!
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._. Hunter isn't real?!
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He... He's never been real. He was created by the combine to disguise their interrogator. I'm sorry.
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.-. [b][i][u]WHAT?![/u][/i][/b]
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Exactly. NOW, WAKE UP, DAMMIT! *slaps you*
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*wakes up* Where am I?!
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Commander Luis! We were captured together, about 12 hours ago. I was the Private under you, you know, with the hemorrhoid problem? A-Anyways, my name is Ryan. Sir, what do we do? They said they were gonna hang us upside down by our toenails! ...but I'm not sure how that's going to work.
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 7/26/2014 5:31:42 PMWe whip out our penises and pulverize them. *whips out [i]banhammer[/i]* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You always have a plan, Sir! *whips out [i]Destiny[/i] (ifunowutimeen)* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Let's do this! *pulverizes enemies with shlong*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 5:41:38 PM*destroys cell doors with penis* Whoa! I didn't know we had this kind of power dormant within our schlongs! Oh no! They've got battle mechs! Can our ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s really do this?!
