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Haha, sorry. The first thing that came to mind was Lois Lane from Superman... [spoiler]Luis[/spoiler]
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:o *pulls down pants* Git raedy fo et.
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Not this [i]again![/i] *runs away* I ain't gon get eet!
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Oh hell no! *shoots Hunter with a dart gun* Now your body is paralyzed! *sticks it in Hunter's pooper*
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NOOOOOOO! [i]Not again![/i] I have been defiled by you no longer! *clenches sphincter and rips off your wiener*
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*penis breaks sphincter* Hahahahaha!
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*dies while you're sticking it in my pooper* *comes back as ghost* HA! Now you're committing necrophillia, you weirdo!
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O rly? *resurrects Hunter* Hahahahaha!!! *bangs him some more* You are a disgrace to Malog Bal. He's the Daedric Prince of domination, and here you are, being dominated by me.
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Damn it! *becomes a daedra* Now you shall die! *kills Luis*
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>is Cult leader I can't die. *bitch slaps Hunter so hard his balls fall off*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 3:35:31 AM>has balls that are masters of the universe My balls are the masters of the universe! [i]They can't fall, or the entire universe would be put into a state of disarray![/i] [spoiler]plot twist![/spoiler]
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>has the power of Sithis Your balls of steel mean nothing. *bitch slaps Hunter again*
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Edited by Hunter: 7/26/2014 12:18:06 PM>has the power of the Master Sword NUH-UH! *bitch slaps Luis*
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Edited by DoubleBantLuis69: 7/26/2014 12:36:58 PM>has the power of Sithis *destroys master sword* Eat it! Bitch!
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>is the master sword >can't be broken No, YOU eat it! *slaps Luis like a bitch*
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*still bangs Hunter*
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>you realize this was all a dream
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>this isn't a dream
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>but it is
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>but it isn't
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>how would you even know?! >this is a dream Remember? Wake up Luis! Wake u--
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Its not a dream, I can feel my penis penetrating your booty.
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I'm part of your mind, Luis. The part that [i]knows[/i] this isn't real. I'm, or rather, you're trying to tell yourself to wake up. The rebels need you Luis, you were captured, and are being interrogated through your dreams. You [i]think[/i] you're penetrating this "Hunter," but rather, [i]they're[/i] penetrating your memories of everything the rebels have planned. Wake up, before it's too late!