Worlds best green text story! Written by our very own Floodian, Grapes. [spoiler] > I was only 13 years old > I loved Marty so much, I had all the albums and games his music was in > Id listen to Marty's music every night before bed, thanking him for the music I was given > "Marty is love" I say "Marty is life" > Dee J hears me and calls me a -blam!- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Marty > I called him a desticle > He yells at me about how the PS4 is supreme and sends me to bed > Im mad now, and my butthurts > I lay in my bed, its silent > I hear a faint sound coming towards me > I feel the bass vibrate my body > Its Marty and his music > Im so euphoric > He whispers in my ear, "This is my soundtrack" > He grabs me with his powerful percussion and epic strings, and puts my on my hands and knees > My body is ready > I spread my butt cheeks and open my ears for Marty > He penetrates my ears and anus with his music > Its so loud it hurts, but I do it for Marty > I can feel my ears bleeding and my butt vibrating as my eyes start to water > I push against his musical force > I want to please Marty > The monks roar a mighty roar as he fills my ears with his love and care for the community > Dee J walks in and says "Muted" > Marty looks him straight in the eyes and says "Im fired" > Marty leaves through my window > Marty is love, Marty is life [/spoiler]