I think he'd be a public menace.
Think about it. He's a giant red dog. Imagine the giant mounds of turd he leaves on the sidewalk each day; you'd need a dump truck or two to clean that shit up.
And he's most likely unneutered (How else could he get so big?). Aside from him marking his territory everywhere, what if he sees a red semi truck and gets excited and runs loose? There'd be millions of dollars worth of property damage.
In the end, he'd be put down.
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We'd recruit him for military purposes. We land him near the target, get a drone in the sky projecting holographic images of a mailman with cat ears, and let him win the war. #proleveltactics #belongsinthenextbattlefield