To begin, I promise that I am not making any of this shit up. I apologize in advance for my horrible way of describing these events. You'd think I'd be good at this kind of thing, writing a Flood fiction and all, but I have so many thoughts bouncing around in my head and I'm so -blam!-ing ecstatic to share this. Alright, so, for the past five days I've been on a cruise that went to Cozumel, Mexico, with my best friend and his family. On this cruise, I met a very special female. Why is this female so special? Let me explain. On the night that the ship stopped in Cozumel, the cruise director planned a giant "Mexican fiesta" on the top deck. The entire day in Cozumel before this fiesta, my friend and I were drinking all sorts of tequila and other alcoholic beverages, so we weren't in the best state of mind. Once the fiesta began and I finally convinced my friend, who's really shy when it comes to girls, to dance, we met these two cute girls. We danced with them for a good 2-3 hours before the fiesta started winding down and everyone started to clear out, which is when I decided to part ways with my friend for the girl I was dancing with and left him with her red-headed friend. We walked to the back of the ship where there was a small deck with pool chairs facing the ocean and cuddled up on one of the chairs. After some small talk and getting to know each other, she asked me if I wanted to see pictures of fish that she saw while snorkeling, and after that I offered to show her some pictures of the places my friend and I visited. Now, this is where the story gets spicy. When I took out my phone and went to the homepage, she gasped quite loudly and was like, "no wayyyy!!" I asked her what was up, and she pointed out the Bungie app. She told me that she always sees her brother using the same app and that he is on it all the time. I asked how old he is, and she said 21. I asked for his username, but she didn't know it, so being the cocky son of a bitch that I am while I'm drunk, I told her to ask her brother if he knows who Officer Nasty is, because, and these are my exact words, "I'm a pretty big thing around there, you know what I'm saying?" After laughing at my username, she said she would tell her brother about me the next time she sees him. So...I'm really curious as to who her brother is on this forum, however I think it would be awkward for him to know that I hooked up with his sister. All I know is that this girl lives in southern Georgia and has an older brother who frequents the b.net forums. Hopefully her brother is a grizzled oldfoman and not some Desticle or user that I really don't like here. Maybe her brother is the real JOHN CENA? I don't think I'll ever find out, but if you have a 16 year old sister who has blonde hair and just recently came home from a cruise with her friend's family, well...I guess you could say that we're like brothers now. TL;DR - I met a girl on my cruise this past week who has an older brother that frequents these forums, and I courted her. I courted her hard and nasty. inb4niceblogbro