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5/25/2014 11:08:19 PM
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Ways that you DON'T want to die
I've seen a few threads here discussing how you would want to die. This time we're doing the opposite. What are some ways that you don't want to die?
I definitely do not want to die while fapping. Can you imagine how awkward that would be for the person that finds you? Plus, you'd be a mockery to the entire country as "the guy who died while fapping."
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2 RepliesI don't want to die taking a shit. That would be awkward. Guy 1: "I can't tell which smells worse, the shit or the body!" Guy 2: "Probably the shit, he took one helluva dump!"
