Out of all you fellow Offtopites, who else is excited for the forum's annual 'Mass Ban Day?' I know I am! Daz even talked about an auto-banning script. I doubt he'll do that, but it's a neat idea. Personally, I'm excited to see people get weeded out for spamming. About time we stopped negative cultural practices and all that jazz.
I plan on just observing the event rather than participating- I'll leave the getting banned part of the celebration to the people that do it regularly. Maybe I'll grab a drink or some popcorn. What are all your plans for Ban Day?
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My ladytown was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The feeling of his man fat oozing down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot off a whip. It was bliss having his gristle missile probed inside me again; stuffing my split peach with a lightbulb just didn't get my gashtray spouting like it used to. There was creamy load sliming from his cheese-crusted cock and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Inserting a gerbil into my kipper dinghy got me spouting fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel.