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Edited by Sandtrap:
4/28/2014 3:19:37 PM
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Bungie Hierarch's VS Marty, Halo Quote Train Addition
[u]Marty:[/u] There was only one pay raise.
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] One? Are you sure?
[u]Marty:[/u] Yes. It happened, during "Halo 2."
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] Why was it not enough, like all the rest?
[u]Marty:[/u] It was, at first. But I need more sustenance to maintain all of my musical talents at my command.
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] When you first saw this pay raise, were you blinded by it's majesty?
[u]Marty:[/u] Blinded?
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
[u]Marty:[/u] No!
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] Yet you still ask for more, ignore our warnings and no's, and continue to press the issue!
[u]Marty:[/u] Noble Council, surely you understand that it's just not enough for all the hours I've put in......
[#Offtopic worry intensifies]
[u]Ninjas:[/u] There will be order in this council!
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] You are right to have focused your attention on your music. But this pay raise, this salary increase yet again?
[u]Marty:[/u] By the time I realized I needed more compensation, there was nothing I could do!
[#Offtopic worry intensifies again]
[u]Elegiac:[/u] *Whispers* Bungie Council this has gone on long enough! Make an example of this bungler! Offtopic demands it!
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] You are one of our most treasured instruments. Long have you lead your part of the studio with honor and distinction. But, your inability to continue producing music in your corner was a colossal failure.
[u]Elegiac:[/u] Nay! It was heresy!
[#Offtopic recieves bad news via Deej]
[u]Marty:[/u] I will continue my campaign to make great music!
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] No, you will not.
[u]Bungie Council:[/u] Our great #Destiny is about to begin. But, when it does, the weight of your legacy will stay your feet... and you shall be left behind.
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9 RepliesEdited by Banned Carpet: 4/27/2014 1:08:15 PM*one game later* [u]Jason Jones[/u]: (Weakly) "Can you see, Marty? The moment of salvation is at hand." [u]Marty O'Donnell[/u]: (grabbing Jason by the throat) "It will not last!" [u]Jason Jones[/u]: "Your kind... never believed in the promise of the sacred games." Floodmind (Speaking through Jason): "Games for the weak. GOTYs for the deluded." At this moment, Marty draws his Musical composition and activates it, ready to kill his former employer. [u]Marty O'Donnell[/u]:I will have my revenge. On a Project manager, not a game!" [u]Jason Jones[/u]: "My feet tread the path. I shall become a god!" Tentacles begin to sprout on Jason as the Forum infection progresses. Floodmind (Speaking through Jason): "You will be buyers of Destiny - nothing more." The John Cena approaches Destiny's Control Panel, ready to deactivate it. [u]Jason Jones[/u]: "No!" The John Cena deactivates Destiny. The six holographic guardians disappear. A Newfoman's body begins to stir. [u]Jason Jones[/u]: (being held aloft by Marty) "I...am...Jason! The voice of Bungie!" Marty turns Jason away from him and grabs his neck viciously. Jason's crown falls off as he pitifully gasps for air, trying to grab Marty's hands. [u]Marty O'Donnell[/u]: "And so, you must be silenced." [spoiler]Am I doing it right?[/spoiler]
