Alright, so for most of this week, I've been a little concerned that I haven't really been in contact with my GF that I literally just asked out this Wednesday. Turns out that she dropped her phone during one of her classes, and that ^ happened.
I can't stop staring into those eyes, Flood. It's like the devil is inside my girlfriend's phone and he's trying to prevent me from being happy. Have any of you seen this, or am I the only one who has come into contact with a -blam!-ing phone-possessing demon?!?
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This is a very grim omen. Do not produce an offspring with this woman or her phone. You should either call a priest or murder your GF and burn her belongings. I say go for the 2nd option (much cheaper).