>be me >cashier at Walgreens >shitty job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring >slow night, not many customers >suddenly see the fattest of fat -blam!-s approaching register >cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking >so fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in the cart >isthis-blam!-erious.jpg >a guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee >total comes to 78 dollars >shoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an asshole >mark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register >"wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" >starts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change >by this point there are four people waiting behind Fat-blam!- McFatterson >all visibly upset that they have to wait for him >I call for second cashier >everyone immediately goes to his line to stope dealing with all the fat >this guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change >starts wheezing >finally makes the change so I can give him all bills back >second cashier's line empties >guy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat >"I can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day" >making small talk I say, "Long day at work?" >"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom" >"So what do you do?" >"I moderate the forums on bungie.net" >mfw