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3/24/2014 1:57:22 AM
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What is your Ideal life?

What is your ideal life / future? (not sure if that makes sense but hopefully you get what I mean). Basically, what's the perfect life / future you would want to have? My ideal future would be, being a CEO of a very good I.T company which competes against Google, Microsoft and the other big I.T companies. Living in New Jersey really close to my cousins and two brothers. Married to a girl who I love to be with and vise-versa. ^and that's really what my ideal future looks like / what I want it to be. That's where I imagine myself being a few years from now if I am successful in everything I do. Now your turn, what does your ideal future look like?

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  • English teacher in Japan. I'm in Japan working on the English part....

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  • A good job that I enjoy, and can support me and family with some extra, and a family.

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  • Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is... Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh -blam!- man I can't -blam!-ing do it... shit! Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) -blam!- its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick Nope! Actually I'm pretty sure you did Nah, that ain't me Okay, well this has been eye opening for me I'm the boss Yeah, I know I got that. You said it about four-hundred times I'm the boss Yeah yeah I got it! I'm the boss Ok I heard you, bye. LIKE A BOSS!

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  • Edited by afanoflafear: 3/24/2014 2:08:44 AM
    Tattooist / Painter who is married to a beautiful Turkish, Thai or Iraqi wife. We don't love each other, I'm just using her for sex and children, she's just using me for money. Hopefully there will be more sex and children as the years pass.

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    • Serving my country in the Marine Corps with a good girl waiting for me in the homeland.

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