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3/21/2014 11:22:12 PM
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Things you can say about your dog, but not your girlfriend.
Go.
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1 ReplyYou smell bitch Man you got fat bitch Shut up bitch
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"I'm sorry. I don't know why she's so aggressive around black people."
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I had to put her in her kennel. I think she's in heat.
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1 Reply[quote][u]about[/u] your dog[/quote] People are doing it wrong. Anyways here: She's really friendly with strangers. She'll lick you from head to toe. If she starts humping you just slap her. She'll lick peanut butter off of anything...[i]anything[/i] She's awful with [i]bones[/i], she just gnaws on them.
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1 ReplyEdited by Rhynerd: 3/22/2014 3:49:07 AM[i]"GET OFF THE MAILMAN!"[/i]
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"I wuv you!" "You're sho CUTE!"
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Put your red rocket away!
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She exists. Okay that's a lie. I don't have a dog... or a girlfriend for that matter. why am i even a thing
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I love her.
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You bitch!
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1 ReplyBlonic you've been banned?
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I don't have either I guess I'll see myself out
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1 ReplyI told my dog to come
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She exists...
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Edited by Progo: 3/22/2014 12:59:17 PMI let her out in the yard twice a day.
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1 Reply"Come!"
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Stop barking bitch
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I have a dog. [spoiler]:([/spoiler]
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I have a dog.
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My dog looks like a piece shit that got run over by a -blam!-ing tank [i]twice[/i]. Don't get me started on its smell and hygiene problems the stupid little shit.
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1 ReplyGod you're hairy....*sees exo* so are yo...... OH SHIT RUN AWAY WOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!
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"[i]She loves to play tug-of-war with my balls[/i]" Oh ... hold on, not true ... let me add "[i]my [u]tennis[/u] balls[/i]". And ... "[i]she belongs to my wife[/i]". (now that one is 100% true)
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Good girl. Lick that peanut butter
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Dumbass.
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Edited by DarkSpyda04: 3/22/2014 12:57:33 AMYou're a bitch. Damn, RC beat me to it...
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3 RepliesGood girl
