Hello. I am the leader of Team Potato. As you all know, we are at war with Team Turtle. So far everything is going well. Team Potato has been getting a lot of members and so has Team Turtle, so the war has been a good advertisement for both of our groups. But this is no time for neutrality. Team Potato needs more members, for our homeland is being attacked by Turtles. I am hoping you have the heart to help us Potatoes. So far we have not gone onto Turtle ground, but that may change in the future. I am hoping we can hold them back before we need to take more aggressive action. I do not want to attack the Turtle land, for my scouts have reported many innocent civilian Turtles who are not responsible for the war. Please help prevent anymore bloodshed. Thank you. -Potato