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I would probably lure him in deeper into my room with my box of cookies next to me, and when his fat self is least expecting it, kick his shins so that he falls over. Then I'd look at him and laugh.
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Edited by Alphy : 1/17/2014 6:28:20 AMHe'd crush and kill me. I would probably try to get the hell out, I don't wanna get killed by being sat on. <_<