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1/10/2014 12:06:28 AM
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"Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life"

>I was only 9 years old at the time >I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him >My dad hears me and calls me a FGT >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek >I called him a FGT and he left >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards my butt >I feel something touching me >It's Shrek >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp" >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands >I go into doge* style >I'm ready >I spread my butt cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates me >It's hurts but it's all for Shrek >I can fell my butt tearing >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars his might ogre roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him in the eye and says "It's ogre" >Shrek leaves through my window and returns back to his swamp >Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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