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Edited by The Swag Master: 11/27/2013 11:07:43 PM
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How to tell if you're a beta.

You are a beta if three or more of the following apply to you: - You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older. - You never went to your school dances - No girl has ever asked you out. - You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out. - You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older. - You wear a fedora. - You use the word euphoric. - You like MLP. - You are a brony. - You can only grow facial hair on your neck. - You like anime. - You blame others for your shortcomings. - You've never been on a sports team. - You care more about personality than looks. - You're too scared to drive. - You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. -You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls. - You're afraid of spiders - You don't do drugs because they're "bad." - You have a waifu. - You have messy or greasy hair. - You don't even lift. - You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you. - You have been friendzoned two or more times - You frequently go on Bungie.net This has been a public Swag announcement.

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  • - You've never had a girlfriend and you're 15 years old or older. No - You never went to your school dances I never went because they were shit, but i have been to raves - No girl has ever asked you out. I ask them out - You spend more time a week playing video games than playing sports or working out. Does going out and shooting count as a sport? - You've never had sex and you're 16 years old or older. No - You wear a fedora. Nooooo - You use the word euphoric. Only in a satire way on here. - You like MLP. I watched it a few times, can't say i enjoyed most of it - You are a brony. No - You can only grow facial hair on your neck. Nooooo - You like anime. I don't watch anime - You blame others for your shortcomings. No - You've never been on a sports team. I was on a Baseball team when i was like 10 - You care more about personality than looks. Looks is important too but if you only care about looks your a fagot - You're too scared to drive. Driving is fun as -blam!- - You feel uncomfortable changing in the locker room. No -You're to scared to ask out or even talk to girls. No, not at all - You're afraid of spiders No - You don't do drugs because they're "bad." Yep, i like to stay a law abiding citizen - You have a waifu. No - You have messy or greasy hair. I wash my hair everyday - You don't even lift. I lift everyday - You paint a girl's toenails if she asks you. No. - You have been friendzoned two or more times Theirs no such thing as a friendzone - You frequently go on Bungie.net ...Yes

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