I was enjoying a rather nice coffee, when a rude policeman came by and knocked it over. The policeman said he was going to arrest me for perversion of justice, but he's currently pissing up the cafe wall. It was a very nice, latte, what should my course of action be?
[spoiler]dat wit[/spoiler]
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Introduce yourself as Dr. Special Agent in Charge Deputy US Marshal Constable Officer James K. Gunkiller, Homicide Division. Then tell him to buy you a goddamn coffee.