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12/24/2013 10:05:49 PM
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If Santa lives in the North Pole and makes presents
Why do all of his presents say "Made in China"?
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China shot him down in the late 1700's, and he was perceived as a demon. They chained him up and forced him to use his powers (present making) to make weapons for china. The "elves" are actually gaurds to keep him down. Communist propaganda later turned elves into santas little helpers.
