So, I see the girl I have a crush on arguing with her boyfriend when her friend started to get into it to. One guy plays baseball and stuff, he even beat up one of her boyfriend's friends. Her boyfriend is bigger, but the other guy might be a better fighter. Whatever, while these two tools are punching each other, I want to make her MY girlfriend. What would be the best way to get her to leave the two alpha wannabes and bail with me?
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By "girlfriend" you mean a female friend? I know you're married Charlie. So there's no way you don't want date her.
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Threesome with Mrs. Charlie- She's join you no questions asked.
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Coax them vie verbal encouragement, and using the power of instructional mob suggestion, lead them into a canal. As they wash away, chat up the gf.
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Edited by Angel of Verdun: 12/16/2013 8:14:16 PMGoddamnit [i]OMG a banana[/i] stop posting this shit
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Disregard girl, seduce baseball guy and boyfriend guy. Enjoy baseball guys pitching and batting skills and boyfriends experience.
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Terminator 1 that shit and say come with me if you want to live im dead serious do it