I used to work at a family owned restaurant as a waiter, (the restaurant was basically a large house with all the utilities of one). sometimes on sundays when there were no customers I would go into the pantry and take all of the industrial cans of marinara, go into the bathroom, and fill the bathtub with marinara sauce. I would then sit in the tub and submerge myself completely in the sauce, and pretend I am a meatball.