originally posted in:The 117th Regiment
You meet all the requirements
1: Be cool
2: have a pulse
3: apply
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Um I don't think I have a pulse
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It that's the least important requirement, your still good.
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Good I was hoping it wasn't a main requirement
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It's okay, you'll be the one exception.
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Oh okay cool I was worried for a minute
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Ya, no need to be worried. A pulse is really just a nuisance, pumping blood all loud when you run, it's just annoying.
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Ha then I have the best of both worlds, my hearts made of ice so it doesn't beat and it warms my soul.
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A soul? Who actually still has one of those? Pfft...nerd
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I know I'm a terrible person :( I'll try to turn that to ice as well
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Yeah it is but I wouldn't know cause I don't have one :)