originally posted in:The Vanguardians
Nah, man, we're bitter. It's infused into our very being. We couldn't escape this even if we wanted to, this is all on your shoulders. Way to go, tough guy.
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Come at me bro
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You don't want a piece of this. I will make you regret crawling of that sorry excuse for a hole you call your mother's womb. Ten years from now you'll look back and think "I wouldn't have to be eating a hamburger through this straw if I simply hadn't provoked Jim."
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I will eat your heart I will kill your children. You will dine in Hell once Im don't with you.
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
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Dammit you you. Just take my like
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[spoiler]the credits go to Penny Arcade, but I'll take the like in their honor.[/spoiler]