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10/6/2013 9:47:24 PM
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Do You Believe in F.uck?

If yes please explain why If no please explain why. Me: I have to think this over.
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  • What did you just say about me, beautiful? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my romance class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret relationships setups, and I have over 300 confirmed marriages from it. I am trained in loving you and I’m the top kisser in the entire US. You are everything to me and not just another failed relationship. I will wipe the sadness out of your life with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, count on it babe. You think you can get away from me without a goodbye kiss? Think again, lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of restaurants across the USA and reservations are being set up right now so you better prepare for the night of your life, sexy. The night that makes me want to purpose and spend the rest my life with you. You’re everything to me, perfect. We can do it anywhere, anytime, and I can pleasure you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in physical therapy, but I have access to the entire arsenal of lotions and I will use it to its full extent to make you moan your ass off, you little dumpling. If only you only knew what my love would bring you, maybe you be in my arms right now. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now I have to show you my love, you big man. I will sex you all night, you'll won't walk from it. You’re mine, beautiful.

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