I wake up, don't open my eyes, and roll off my bed. I pull all the covers, and pillows with me, then I hobble over to the bathroom, at which point the covets have fallen off, leaving a nice trail of comforters and pillows leading from my room, across the hall, an into the bathroom. At which point I take a shower and put on the clothes I set out last night. Brush, put in anti-frizz cream or something (keeps my head from looking like a pube), grab a granola and my backpack and go