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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • "Welcome to Camp Balls. So, you're the new replacement...You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your Balls?" "Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue balls. That balls is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this man's army until you are five-hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to for a Mark II Powered Balls you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new balls issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!" - Sergeant Arch Dornan, Fallout 2 I know some of the grammar doesn't work, but I didn't feel like messing with the quote beyond sticking balls in there.

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