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9/1/2013 8:02:09 PM
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Name something wacky that's probably a crime somewhere.
Drinking water from an active sprinkler system that is not on your property.
Go!
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Not saying certain words at certain times.
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Sleep
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Thinking you're an elephant.
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being intelligent [spoiler]in america[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesStripping naked and jacking of in cow manure. (No jk, this actually happened)
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1 ReplyWoman cheats on husband with her neighbors pool guy and then murders him to get closer to his father, then she seduces HIM , murders him, takes over the family pool business, only to be run down by a prostitute escaping the police after a drug bust
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A woman going to school.
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Chasing a homeless person down the street while holding a bible up screaming "excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about out lord and savior jesus christ?" All while not wearing pants.
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Playing guitar shirtless while standing on a sidewalk after 12:00 PM. I wouldn't be surprised if that really is a crime somewhere...
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Eating a hamburger while walking backwards down Main Street.
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Build my own hadron collider.
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2 Repliesor this
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Child raype
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1 ReplyWhen two trains meet on a track, neither are legally allowed to move until the other is gone.
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Pissing in people's coffee. Damn it, I need to do that more often.
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Flash mob in North Korea
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3 RepliesSpitting your gum out into the street.
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7 RepliesEdited by DisturbedShifty: 9/2/2013 3:50:17 AMWalking with a donkey with and ice cream cone in your hand the third Sunday of the month.
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Giving a cop donuts
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Genocide
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1 ReplyI know that having ice cream in your pocket is illegal in some state, I just forgot which state.
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1 ReplyGoing inside people's houses and killing their families.
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Kicking a can 3 times consecutively.
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In the state of Alaska it is illegal to bring a Kangaroo into a barber shop.
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1 ReplyIn Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
