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8/30/2013 12:55:44 AM
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Flood, help me pass a bill.
Ok so for my history class we are doing a congress crap simulation in which the night before we have to make 2 bills. He will pick the best ones and we would then debate into the two different houses and start debating over them, and sign to "no" or "yes." I need your help to create a bill that would make my Fox News watching teacher speechless. [spoiler]Give me something to rustle the fuc'k out of his jimmies, also put your reason why I would win the debate[/spoiler]
They don't call me a master debater for nothin.
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Some ideas: Lower driving age to 14 Lower drinking age to 7 Ban all sugary beverages smaller than 32 ounces Ban all low capacity firearm clips Disband the space program Make strip searches mandatory at airports Make homosexuality punishable by death How are those for some crazy laws?
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I got you dude, give me a min to gather my shit, he will suck your dick with this proposed bill if he's a FOX guy. Uno momento.
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2 RepliesDo your own homework, fucker.
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1 ReplyJust Let me whip out my Gladiator Bill I had proposed to the White House a few months ago [quote]Think of the funds the government would be able to raise if we instate this. There would be many upsides to bringing Gladiators back. 1. More revenue for the government: If the federal government were to regulate this, and built coliseums and the like, they could charge prices for entry (say, $10 for a day’s worth of fights, maybe more, who knows?), charge prices for concessions, etc. etc. We would get more cash inflow, which could help gain control of our spiraling debt. 2. It would deter major crime: Obviously, petty thieves would not be forced into the coliseum, because their offense is minor. But for murder and other seriously heinous crimes where the penalty can be 25 to life, I think many people would be deterred from wanting to kill someone in the first place. Why kill someone, just to be forced into fighting for your life for the rest of your days? 3. It's another option: Don't want to face the death penalty? Here's another outlet. Fight until you die. Some people might prefer that to instant death. 4. It doesn't have to be just criminals: All out of money? No place to go? Join up and fight as a gladiator! Even back in ancient Rome, the gladiators would be fed and get housing, and with today’s luxuries such as mattresses and consistently hot food, a lot of homeless people might prefer fighting for their lives in the arena than on the streets. Non-criminal Gladiators would receive monetary compensation for their performance, and would eventually be able to retire to a better life, whereas criminals, would be freed after their sentence expires. In closing, the creation of Gladiator rings would lower crime, poverty, loss of loss of state and federal funds in the prison system, and overall debt of the U.S. government.[/quote]
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1 ReplyMake a bill to ban FOX News.
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2 RepliesA bill to ban religious people from gun ownership. Make the argument that since religious people believe in a deity without any evidence, they are not mentally stable enough to own a firearm. [spoiler]i dont actually think this, but it'd be perfect if you really wanted to piss him off[/spoiler]
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Religion shouldn't factor into employer's decisions on insurance policies.
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2 RepliesThe right to arm bears.
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1 Reply[quote]They don't call me a master debater for nothin.[/quote] Clearly they [i]do[/i], if you need us to help you out.
