A tie between dislocating my right hip, or splitting my top lip in two.
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How did both of those happen :D
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Lol Well my split lip was when I was a toddler and toke a face dive onto hardwood floor. I dislocated my right hip by insulting my friends girlfriend, cuz she was a C unt, so he chased me through a playground. I went to the top and slid down the slide. He, however jumped from the side and landed on top of my back while I was getting up from the slide. POP!
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Jeebus! How did that feel :D