OK, OK. Let's stop the trolling. We know no one out there is buying an XBone. Stop rubbing it in Sony's face that they have better business practices and more powerful hardware with a better track record for reliability. It's just mean to keep reminding Sony that they blew the competition out of the water. You can only be told that you're awesome so many times before it gets annoying! Last generation was the red ring jokes, this generation will be the "actually bought an XBone" jokes.