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Edited by Jono:
7/20/2013 6:09:44 AM
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Disgusting things that have happened at your school
In 5th grade inside one of the boy's bathrooms, there was a giant turd in the middle of the floor nowhere near the toilets. It smelled pretty bad in there too, probably because of that turd. There was also poop smeared all over one of the stalls.
Other than that, there hasn't been anything really disgusting ever since.
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Edited by King PWNinater: 9/1/2013 1:15:41 AMA large Caucasian kid I knew in fifth grade threw up. He was two desks down from where I was. I can still see it in my head to this very day... It was yellow... and went all over himself and the floor..... [i]It actually looked kinda' tasty[/i]....
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2 RepliesMy friends told me about this prank that some kids pulled on another. These kids always have lunch together and usually share food. I guess they hated one kid, so morning when they made their lunches they came on to a piece of bread, spread it, and made it into a sandwhich.they got to lunch and offered that kid they hated the sandwhich and he ate it. the kids were expelled.
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1. We had what we called the Serial Pooper. Ever morning for a couple weeks he'd poop in odd places like urinals and the scales in the weightlifting room. 2. The special needs teacher was fired for sexually abusing some of his female students. 3. One of the gym teachers was fired for asking a 16 year old student for oral sex. 4. Some couple was caught fingering in the hallways during the lunch break. 5. As a senior prank the class that graduated before I became a freshman stuffed random lockers with roadkill and air vents. School started 2 weeks late because they had to make sure the school was clear and they had to pay a cleaning service to disinfect everything. I went to a very small high school of about 600 students from the surrounding 20 mile area too.
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11 RepliesThe sexual things that happened in the toilets were unbelievable....
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5 RepliesI'm so happy I've been going to private schools all my life...
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At my current school, since there is a lot of wildlife around here, animals like to come in and shit in the courtyard and stairs. Note, the stairs are outside, not inside.
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3 RepliesAn 11th grade girl at my school went to the hospital after she went into labor [b]the day after she pitched for a softball game[/b]. She was apparently two months early, but she didn't even know she was pregnant to begin with.
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1 ReplyAlso, some guy later force fed me that shit. I like to eat shit, so I don't know why he thought he was forcing me. But, whatever, it was a win-win situation for me.
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In the third grade, one of my classmates had to throw up. She got up and ran to the garbage can, but another kid was in front of it. He didn't move fast enough, and the girl puked all over him. Then, the nasty old smoker janitor had to come in and clean it up, which was really awkward.
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3 RepliesHere's a funny one. Our student body president put up an advertisement for the snack shop that said "if your sofa king hungry, come visit the aces snack shop" it was up for two weeks before anyone figured it out and they they got suspended with community service.
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I had to go to the bathroom and the closest one was near the cafeteria which is one of the worst bathrooms. I went into a stall and there was a juice box in the toilet with dark yellow piss. I figured that if I flushed the toilet it would just flush with it. Nope. Piss water squirted out and got all over me.
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2 RepliesA dude in my class in the 10th grade slipped in cum on the bathroom floor. No one used the potties again.
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Someone took a shit next to the vending machine one day. They never found out who it was.
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My elementary school bathrooms were always flooded with around an inch of water and other liquids.......... Oh, and I once threw up on my 3rd grade teacher :D
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When the ghetto school in the city next to my town got closed a bunch of black and burmese students came out to my school. Every -blam!-ing week since those dumb shits came to my school some -blam!-ing asshole smeared shit on the walls and mirror!
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Your hashtag forced this on me.
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Someone pooped in one of the hallways. It was the most disgusting thing I ever smelled and I didn't even come close to the hallway.
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In my primary, there were two little kids peeing in the communal trough once. One turned to the other and peed on him and laughed. The other laughed and peed on the first one. They then both ran out laughing. At the start of high school there was a kid who stole someone's hat, took a crap in it and then gave it back. He also laid a crap on the concrete near a set of stairs for no apparent reason.
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6 RepliesLoved this thread on old flood. I used to read through it when posting was offline years ago.
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5 RepliesEdited by Oneironaut: 7/20/2013 7:17:12 AMI have many stories... In 3rd grade I had a friend that would some times piss on the ceiling In 5th grade there was this one kid that would soap up his hands and say "sperm" repeatedly while trying to touch others (but at least he actually washed his hands...) This didn't happen at my school, but two of my friends from high school told me about this kid in 7th grade that just randomly took his penis out and plopped it on a desk by a female student. There were several rumors at the high school I went to involving a female student giving bj's in the boys bathroom. At that same high school (after I stopped going there) my friend told me that a boy fapped in class. It was on Halloween and apparently there was a girl in a slutty outfit (big surprise) and he just couldn't contain himself. At one of the high schools I went to, my PE teacher had a soap dispenser in his classroom, and apparently his 1st period weight training class filled it with a vile mixture of semen and other stuff... Also, any time I happened to go to the bathroom at the same time as someone I knew and they didn't wash their hands... Truly disgusting. There was this one kid that asked to play my guitar one day that I brought it and I stupidly let him forgetting that he doesn't wash his hands... I felt like my baby had just been abused and promptly cleaned her when he was done.
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4 RepliesAll through elementary school middle school and now high school there have been guys smearing their shit all over the walls. What the -blam!- is wrong with people I mean god damn there plenty of other retarded crap that happens to but nothing as retarded as that.
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1 ReplyOh my god . . . what was wrong with people at your guy's schools? Dear god. The worst that has ever happened here was when someone sprayed Hershey's Chocolate Syrup everywhere in the bathrooms.
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Edited by rufemee: 7/20/2013 8:05:24 AMI remember this thread, good times man. Once in High School I went into the bathroom and there was a turd the size of a bloody ruler in the urinal sort of just lying there. It was absurdly huge and almost black, I feel sorry for the cleaner who had to haul that bloody thing into the cubicles afterwards
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I saw 3 people get stabbed back in high school, all 3 tmes it was a fight over a woman who was cheating or something, and one almost always pulled a knife, one kid was crippled because the other stabbed inbetween to spine bones and severed the nerves... it was an extremely lucky shot, another was stabbed in the throat, there was a lot of blood, and the guy was in critical condition.
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In my school in the boys bathroom there Is literately no attempt to aim for the toilette at one point there was at least 3 pounds of shit 6 feet from the toilette also a kid went into shock because of a spider bite in the bathroom
