Well here's what I've put together. It should go right up to the word limit. Hope you guys enjoy it. [quote]Sitting on the curb, nursing my wounded pride, I thought back to what went wrong. It had all been going so well up until that Titan had asked me about my scars... *Flashback* [i]”Now, this is a story all about how My Sparrow got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became so scarred in the old Mars City. I’d been moving quickly along on my Sparrow, attempting to flee pursuing forces with the cores in hand. I could hear them behind me, quickly gaining on my position. While looking back, my Sparrow drifted to the side, causing me to veer into a tree, knocking me from my ride. Brushing sand off myself and swearing, I attempted to right myself, only to notice that I was in a desert, their were no trees, and what I had hit was actually a 500ft tall Cabal from the Exclusion Zone! At this point the Cabal turned his gun on me and demanded tree fiddy glimmer, to wi-”[/i] “Their is NO way that happened! Do you think I’m stupid or something?! Give me ONE reason why I shouldn’t just beat your scrawny Hunter as-” [b]“What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Vanguard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Fallen, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Vanguard. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on thi-”[/b] *GetsKickedOutOfBar*[/quote]