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Mexican Michael
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Both Brad
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Neutral Nate.
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Psychotic Steve.
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I thought it was negative nancy
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Optimist Ollie.
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I'm down syndrome Danny
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Neither Nigel. Also: #astrophysics what?
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I'm a Realistic Randy.
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I try my best to improve whatever situation I happen to be in, and believe that I can always make things better, but I always consider the possibility that shit will hit the fan. When it doesn't? Hooray! If it does? Oh well, i'm not surprised. I dunno, you tell me.
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Unfortunately, a positive Pete.
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Depends on whether i have an erection or not.
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Depends on the hour.
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Depends on the day.
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Realistic Thomas.
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Positively pissed off Prudence.
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Whichever one isn't followed by a silly alliterative name.